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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by angelovedevil Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:35 pm
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me....
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
Girlfriend : 'Are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.
Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.
Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.
Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.
Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.
Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'
Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me....
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
Girlfriend : 'Are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.
Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.
Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.
Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.
Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.
Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'
Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by lichgriffin@yahoo.com Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:49 pm
ROFL ,some are very very nice but i didnt like oly one because it was stupid of both sides ..
"Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil
: 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it'."
cuz without the sun there wouldn't be an existence as day and night in the first place not to mention the the moon is just a spherical shape that reflects the light of the sun on the half that's the sun not covering at that moment ,lolz.
"Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil
: 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it'."
cuz without the sun there wouldn't be an existence as day and night in the first place not to mention the the moon is just a spherical shape that reflects the light of the sun on the half that's the sun not covering at that moment ,lolz.
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by Gaijin Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:22 am
Damn... Lich... U juz can't get it do u??? It's juz a damn joke... Can't u juz take it n laugh ur head off??? Y must u think critical wif juz these small things?? God damn.... R u trying to show dat only u noe d theory behind y there's moonlight n dat we are stupid n noe shit about it??? Think again dude...
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by Irony Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:35 pm
*is scared by Gaijin* O_o What's with the sudden angry posts?
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by ~J3ffr3ytjw~ Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:12 pm
lol tats funny post
nono..gaijin san was joking also lol
nono..gaijin san was joking also lol
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by Japan_Kid89 Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:32 am
| he dont sound like his joking |
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by Gaijin Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:00 am
Do u think i I am joking...?
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by Japan_Kid89 Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:24 am
| gaijin never jokes his a troll~ with a bad life |
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
by Gaijin Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:37 pm
u can say it again wen did i ever joke huh japankid....?
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Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
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